Saturday, October 13, 2012
Saturday, October 6, 2012
life's a cookie and it crumbles.
Well I had a crumby friday. And not in a way that you'd think. You see my idea of a perfect Friday night would be at home with pancakes and watching Till debt do us part. So you would imagine my discomfort going out for drinks at las Margaritas with Cathy and Eve.
M'kay so on the way there is was freeeezing and smelt like piss. lovely i know. So as we're complaining about the potent odor Eve's eye become huge and she starts to jerk her head backwards like she's having a stroke. Then we realize the she's actually bringing our attention to the man behind her. So there's this guy, the creepiest guy there hands down!, with skin tight corduroy jeans, a button down ready to burst and a pair of ozzy sunglasses.
Oh and his pants were wet....
The man pissed his pants.
So now we scurry to the other side of the train trying not to look too obvious which we did because, i mean... there was a lot of giggling. Cathy thought it's be great idea to take a little souvenir of the hilarious moment with a cell phone pic but little did we know that there was a SUPER hot guy behind us shaking his head at us probably thinking we were the perverted ones. Embarrassing.
When we finally make it to Las Margaritas Cathy breaks down and starts to cry. So now we're stuck outside, cold and confused. Turns out Cathy and Adam broke up AGAIN and they had gone to this restaurant before. So we go home. the end.
Oh and Eve and I got into a little argument about splenda.... Like really? YES! she was asking why I would use It if it's bad for you and I was like well there are so many things that are bad for you and I'm going get old and sick whether I eat splenda or not. Then she Scolds me for not caring if i got cancer and that i was being selfish..... WTF?! yeah..... Eve rarely makes sense. like... I don't even know.
So in the end i was hungry, cold, annoyed and concerned for friday night... and that is why I stay in.
M'kay so on the way there is was freeeezing and smelt like piss. lovely i know. So as we're complaining about the potent odor Eve's eye become huge and she starts to jerk her head backwards like she's having a stroke. Then we realize the she's actually bringing our attention to the man behind her. So there's this guy, the creepiest guy there hands down!, with skin tight corduroy jeans, a button down ready to burst and a pair of ozzy sunglasses.
Oh and his pants were wet....
The man pissed his pants.
So now we scurry to the other side of the train trying not to look too obvious which we did because, i mean... there was a lot of giggling. Cathy thought it's be great idea to take a little souvenir of the hilarious moment with a cell phone pic but little did we know that there was a SUPER hot guy behind us shaking his head at us probably thinking we were the perverted ones. Embarrassing.
When we finally make it to Las Margaritas Cathy breaks down and starts to cry. So now we're stuck outside, cold and confused. Turns out Cathy and Adam broke up AGAIN and they had gone to this restaurant before. So we go home. the end.
Oh and Eve and I got into a little argument about splenda.... Like really? YES! she was asking why I would use It if it's bad for you and I was like well there are so many things that are bad for you and I'm going get old and sick whether I eat splenda or not. Then she Scolds me for not caring if i got cancer and that i was being selfish..... WTF?! yeah..... Eve rarely makes sense. like... I don't even know.
So in the end i was hungry, cold, annoyed and concerned for friday night... and that is why I stay in.
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