Saturday, October 13, 2012
Saturday, October 6, 2012
life's a cookie and it crumbles.
Well I had a crumby friday. And not in a way that you'd think. You see my idea of a perfect Friday night would be at home with pancakes and watching Till debt do us part. So you would imagine my discomfort going out for drinks at las Margaritas with Cathy and Eve.
M'kay so on the way there is was freeeezing and smelt like piss. lovely i know. So as we're complaining about the potent odor Eve's eye become huge and she starts to jerk her head backwards like she's having a stroke. Then we realize the she's actually bringing our attention to the man behind her. So there's this guy, the creepiest guy there hands down!, with skin tight corduroy jeans, a button down ready to burst and a pair of ozzy sunglasses.
Oh and his pants were wet....
The man pissed his pants.
So now we scurry to the other side of the train trying not to look too obvious which we did because, i mean... there was a lot of giggling. Cathy thought it's be great idea to take a little souvenir of the hilarious moment with a cell phone pic but little did we know that there was a SUPER hot guy behind us shaking his head at us probably thinking we were the perverted ones. Embarrassing.
When we finally make it to Las Margaritas Cathy breaks down and starts to cry. So now we're stuck outside, cold and confused. Turns out Cathy and Adam broke up AGAIN and they had gone to this restaurant before. So we go home. the end.
Oh and Eve and I got into a little argument about splenda.... Like really? YES! she was asking why I would use It if it's bad for you and I was like well there are so many things that are bad for you and I'm going get old and sick whether I eat splenda or not. Then she Scolds me for not caring if i got cancer and that i was being selfish..... WTF?! yeah..... Eve rarely makes sense. like... I don't even know.
So in the end i was hungry, cold, annoyed and concerned for friday night... and that is why I stay in.
M'kay so on the way there is was freeeezing and smelt like piss. lovely i know. So as we're complaining about the potent odor Eve's eye become huge and she starts to jerk her head backwards like she's having a stroke. Then we realize the she's actually bringing our attention to the man behind her. So there's this guy, the creepiest guy there hands down!, with skin tight corduroy jeans, a button down ready to burst and a pair of ozzy sunglasses.
Oh and his pants were wet....
The man pissed his pants.
So now we scurry to the other side of the train trying not to look too obvious which we did because, i mean... there was a lot of giggling. Cathy thought it's be great idea to take a little souvenir of the hilarious moment with a cell phone pic but little did we know that there was a SUPER hot guy behind us shaking his head at us probably thinking we were the perverted ones. Embarrassing.
When we finally make it to Las Margaritas Cathy breaks down and starts to cry. So now we're stuck outside, cold and confused. Turns out Cathy and Adam broke up AGAIN and they had gone to this restaurant before. So we go home. the end.
Oh and Eve and I got into a little argument about splenda.... Like really? YES! she was asking why I would use It if it's bad for you and I was like well there are so many things that are bad for you and I'm going get old and sick whether I eat splenda or not. Then she Scolds me for not caring if i got cancer and that i was being selfish..... WTF?! yeah..... Eve rarely makes sense. like... I don't even know.
So in the end i was hungry, cold, annoyed and concerned for friday night... and that is why I stay in.
Sunday, September 30, 2012
PLL? the pretty little lie?
No, I am not going to start raving about the latest episode about pretty little liars, lord knows I do not have enough time to keep track of those pretty little liars! the last time my friend ranted to me apparently one of the boyfriends is team A? I don't know but what I do know is that those types of shows (PLL, Vampire diaries, 90210, gossip girl.... the list goes on.) are very much pretty. little. lies.
Pretty - because they're all gorgeous! oh my god do they never take off there make up, throw on their ugliest (yet comfiest) pair of sweats and just... look unattractive? Because I do, on a daily basis. Which is why I hate surprise visits. I remember one episode of The Hellcats The girl (forgot her name) went TO BED with a mask of make up, like it was caked on and her hair was sans frizz even though she rides on her bike all day... Then i'm like 'What the hell.... if I do that a colony of pimples would settle on my face...'
Little - because none of them are fat, or even curvy. They're all hot bodied which is cool and everything but why can't they, just for once, have a curvy girl as a main and not a joke. Look at 90210, none of then are average, just skinny. I'm not saying that it's totally bad but it does kind of screw with your mind growing up seeing all these petite girls getting the guys. I'm petite myself but the way they look... it makes me feel bad about my body even though I really shouldn't.
and lastly Lies - The way they portray there lives are magnitudes more exciting and messed up than the average teenager. No one ever gets pregnant, sleeps around with the same group of people or has relationships with their english teachers. Because WE all know that the consequences on the TV shows are nothing like the consequences in real life. Teenage pregnancies are increasing because of shows like the secret life of an american teen. On the tv show she still graduated, got the supportive guy and kept her body. Also she seemed to has her finances in check..... Babies cost a fortune, you'd have to work your butt of to get your body back and the chances of the father sticking around to help is low. Hmmmmmm, Not so glamorous anymore.
Fin
RP
Pretty - because they're all gorgeous! oh my god do they never take off there make up, throw on their ugliest (yet comfiest) pair of sweats and just... look unattractive? Because I do, on a daily basis. Which is why I hate surprise visits. I remember one episode of The Hellcats The girl (forgot her name) went TO BED with a mask of make up, like it was caked on and her hair was sans frizz even though she rides on her bike all day... Then i'm like 'What the hell.... if I do that a colony of pimples would settle on my face...'
Little - because none of them are fat, or even curvy. They're all hot bodied which is cool and everything but why can't they, just for once, have a curvy girl as a main and not a joke. Look at 90210, none of then are average, just skinny. I'm not saying that it's totally bad but it does kind of screw with your mind growing up seeing all these petite girls getting the guys. I'm petite myself but the way they look... it makes me feel bad about my body even though I really shouldn't.
and lastly Lies - The way they portray there lives are magnitudes more exciting and messed up than the average teenager. No one ever gets pregnant, sleeps around with the same group of people or has relationships with their english teachers. Because WE all know that the consequences on the TV shows are nothing like the consequences in real life. Teenage pregnancies are increasing because of shows like the secret life of an american teen. On the tv show she still graduated, got the supportive guy and kept her body. Also she seemed to has her finances in check..... Babies cost a fortune, you'd have to work your butt of to get your body back and the chances of the father sticking around to help is low. Hmmmmmm, Not so glamorous anymore.
Fin
RP
Hi.
Cheers to my first post, I guess you could call this my personal diary, personal public diary. Although I can't really say this is the juiciest thing that'll ever be put out there. No complicated love triangles, back- stabbing bitchtastic bffs or even eccentric parents. But I do have a lot to say, things that I don't really say to others. I don't know why, I guess it's easier not too-
Oh excuse my manners! getting all deep even before introductions. How rude.
My name is rae or ray, which ever you prefer (I just had to google that - perfer or prefer? Google can probably fix anything and everything) I'm a senior in high school, not my most beloved place to be but not the worst. Definitely not as bad as on TV. I Have a couple solid friends and then a mob of fake ones, weeding them out took four years of my high school career. I plan on retiring it next year. I'm fairly passive letting life float along, which works fine except when you let it pass you by too fast. I've never had a boyfriend, I've had 'things' which maybe left me a bit bitter... Was I not GF material? That would be a question for later, it's too late to feel sorry for myself. Their are a few guys that have caught my eye but unfortunately I have yet to catch theirs, Eyeballs are really slippery...
My friend Cathy just broke up with her bf of two years, Adam. *gasp* well at least I did. I just don't get it though when I asked her why she started babbling about it 'not being the same' and so I asked her if she loved him still and she said 'Of course!'
Isn't love just love? why make it more complicated? Obviously I don't understand.
I give it a week and they'll be back together.
Now my friend Eve on the other hand is not going love-confused but sex-confused. Shes hooked on this guy who's 7 years older, doesn't have a job, smokes weed and wants in her pants. Like holy carpola does she not see the red flags, they're pretty vibrant. She's debating whether to give the big V to him... honestly it's a no brainer but apparently it's tougher than just saying no... Apparently.
As for me I am single and way too shy to mingle. I wish i could buy confidence and no alcohol doesn't count because then I would be an alcoholic.
-RP
Oh excuse my manners! getting all deep even before introductions. How rude.
My name is rae or ray, which ever you prefer (I just had to google that - perfer or prefer? Google can probably fix anything and everything) I'm a senior in high school, not my most beloved place to be but not the worst. Definitely not as bad as on TV. I Have a couple solid friends and then a mob of fake ones, weeding them out took four years of my high school career. I plan on retiring it next year. I'm fairly passive letting life float along, which works fine except when you let it pass you by too fast. I've never had a boyfriend, I've had 'things' which maybe left me a bit bitter... Was I not GF material? That would be a question for later, it's too late to feel sorry for myself. Their are a few guys that have caught my eye but unfortunately I have yet to catch theirs, Eyeballs are really slippery...
My friend Cathy just broke up with her bf of two years, Adam. *gasp* well at least I did. I just don't get it though when I asked her why she started babbling about it 'not being the same' and so I asked her if she loved him still and she said 'Of course!'
Isn't love just love? why make it more complicated? Obviously I don't understand.
I give it a week and they'll be back together.
Now my friend Eve on the other hand is not going love-confused but sex-confused. Shes hooked on this guy who's 7 years older, doesn't have a job, smokes weed and wants in her pants. Like holy carpola does she not see the red flags, they're pretty vibrant. She's debating whether to give the big V to him... honestly it's a no brainer but apparently it's tougher than just saying no... Apparently.
As for me I am single and way too shy to mingle. I wish i could buy confidence and no alcohol doesn't count because then I would be an alcoholic.
-RP
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